Hi you all!
If you are a regular and missed out on this Sunday, Just make sure you hook up with the TRAC team and demand a cd with the sermon. DEMAND it. As much as the point was passed clearly and to the point, Pasi was hilerious, he animated every scene driving each and every single point home. ICC youth!!! you should be very happy to have a Pasi who is also a leader and a a mentor like Tony, I bet ya there are churches who would would love to poach him.
The mother of all animations was the one where he was criticising guys for adjusting their male members publicly, you should have seen the disgust on chicks faces, and before they had finished kunjaring their suras he reminded them of the tabia of correcting the position of thier inner wear, Yap it was all about bad habbits, ya you!!! you know what I am talking about.
Here we go…
Genesis 2:9 (NIV)
9 And the LORD God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
Yap, God made all the stuff in the garden of eden, including the tree in the centre. It was all part of his Great creation plan. Hi also in the process created man, ya us!!! me n u
Genesis 3:1-5 (NIV)
1 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
2 The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’ ”
4 “You will not surely die,” the serpent said to the woman. 5 “For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
And God clearly told man that he MUST NOT eat of the fruit of the treed in the centre… Sindio? Read the passage above if you dont believe me. Infact this week take your time and read Genisis chapter 3.
Humans in all thier ujaji where chapwad vako by the serpent, Kwani when they whre given authoity over all that was in the garden, was the serpent made chief advisor or was it just another animal there? By the way I have reason to believe that the serpent once had legs… (Hio ni yangu si ya God). Anyway the woman skizad the story, ate the fruit and the silly man skizad te woman and followed suit. I guarntee you the punishment that was to follow was ad good as being dead.
Pasi and his jokes… Ati of Adam and Eve where Chineese, surely we would still all be in paradise because to them, the serpent is like a chicken is to a Lunje, (FOOD). There would have been no time for those negotiations to take place, it would have been loong eaten. That made me wish for real that God had made Adam and Eve Chineese instead of walami… or whatever they where.
We choose to ignore God to this date even after what we have read in the bible, Even after that storo of Adam and Eve we have been forgiven, given a new lease of life, issued with freedom of choice and what is the outcome? Sin!!! Jesus came, was torchered, shed his blood for us and yet we are still living in sin and ignoring even the most eventful happenings… The signs of the times. What are the signs of the end to come?
1 Timothy 6:6
6But godliness with contentment is great gain.
Pasi gave a good example of how we Lenga God, starting with akina Adam, They lengad God in his face, Now imagine us who cant see him? We lenga ayway, lie anyway like nothing is happening, Pasi receives a call on his Mobile while on Bunyala Road, lies without even a thought that he is on Uhuru Highway… Now I am onmagining that he is bila a hands free so he is breaking the law in the process, This is what pasi said about us and lies, they hve become automatic.
HIV… if we all could abstain for just 3 months says a specialist, Dr. Wangai says it would noticably creat a reduction in the spread of the virus, infact it can be contained. Pasi reminded us that we are all either affected or infected by HIV. As usual there was dead silence… this is a sign of the stigma that we still carry. Friends Get tested before you suffer for nothing, there is medicine that can help you. You who is negative, there is a cargo called Abstainence till marriage and faithfulness that will keep you going till you are old enough not to do it no more. If you are positive its not the end of the world… You can live a perfectly good life and do all the things you have always wanted to do.
We choose not to get saved, we die… the only ceremony that has a bunc of uninvited guests, the pasi gives a compliant story of how you know Christ, Vako tupu, the relas all know that the late was a pao of sorts. This by the way is a highway to hell.
Pasi gave a story of how magnificently created we are… There are thousands of chemical reactions in the body, if just one goes bad, like i think one has in me, things go bonkus.
Anyway, Friends, kill that story of that you will get saved later ati so that you can have that moment of fun with that mama or because there is a booze plan etc. You can die in a flicker of light, Where will you go… Jana a friend of mine showed me a peep who is a frontrunner, I asked if the peep was saved but was told no. A plus that I was given is that this peep does not drink or do any of those bad acts that are assocoated with kutokuokoka. but I remembered in that the bible says that THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN IS TO ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOUR.
There is not such a thing as living like a saint… Just accept Chirst like I did in August last year and you all will see the difference. I will admit, I am much hapier, Ya there are trying times, infact very trying times buy I keep reminding myself that the devel is hunting and we who are saved are his key target. We must ward ‘it’ off.
When you do bad manners with your girlfriend/boyfriend before you get married… OOOPS, I am made to understand that when you get married its no longer bad manners… Anyway if you do bad manners, you are STEALING from your marriage. Pasi requested those who are doing it to cut each other loose, they have already spoiled what they are waiting for, they should temana and kila mtu ajutafutie mwingine or they give each other a break. hey I am talking to you peeps who are kamatanaring hovyo hovyo. I am sorry but I had to be bold. If you think I am vybing mbaya take this, those gadgets you pocess are strictly for passing urine an urine only, till you get married, married in church not kwa AG.
Pastor Tony… You knocked my block off when you animated the story of how peeps know thier demus and jamaas so well that if they came in a dark room, a group of six can easily identify their partners in the most uncouth ways. lol even if guyz came naken with covered faces, thier partners can use other identifiers easily to pick thiers out. I hope you all gitch this.
I dont want to use the word sleep because it sounds polite and respectful so bear with me on the next paragraph.
Everytime you copulate, have illigal sex with a someone, it means that one of you is loose and is capable of doing with 100 other people. this gives HIV a 70% chance of spreading, Remember… get tested. QUIT screwing around. This applies for both guys and gals, remember it takes 2 to tango. You dont need condoms in your wallet… You who has cd’s in your pocket is a FOOL. You are lying to yourself, So long as you are not married, that is not protection against anything, All they protect you from is going to heaven.
Let us respect ourselves, Pasi gave the example of a CEO, in an organisation, he carries himself according to the porto he/she has, Ever seen a guy get out his brand new SUV? check it around, gets stuff out of the back seat, closes the door slowly just to meke sure we have seen… ya that one, as compared to the days Pasi had a VW, (read the past sermons), the jamaa used to park kwa pevu juu ya lack of handbreak and get out of the moti like a et fighter, asionekane. Lol Rev Tony.
Pasi was emotional on this one…
Most guyz being met or meeting thier partners have alot of hope, Its good to hope. Friends, love is a beautiful thing but remember you cannot make someone love you, love is a CHOICE, Love is not a feeling but a choice. Make the right choice in partners, remember a broken engagment is better than a broken marriage, if you follow this blog you will remember Pasi saying that since you are going to be with someone for life, take the time b4 you marry them to get to know them. Know thier story as much as you can. If things are looking thick… break up before you marry, there are thao fish is the sea.
Pasi stressed again, but not in my words, that if you are kamatanaring, you are stealing from your marriage. Quit, berak up and start afresh.
A laughing moment was created when Rev. metioned the storo af a dood and his demu, the dood has the habbit buying her icecream, then he patas that he is not the only one nunaring the stuff, there is another tiger in the forest…
Mama’s Contentment and Godliness is great gain. (Thanks Mwende, I wouldnt have gotten this statmentright if you where not sitting next to me). Guyz are not red cross banaa…
That story of watching a movie with a and there are fags in the movie… quit watching dayumn. Kwani that movie is what? Phew I can say this with confidence because every time I sit to watch a movie, I fall asleep unless its Tom and Jerry or the news. Haiya, ati Shrek 3 has a fag. Geeze what are cartoons comming to? What happended to the good old days of alina Cinderella, rapunzell, TOM and JERRY, Flinstones… If you are fortunate to have DSTV check out Boomerang for good clean cartoons. If you are like me skiza Hope FM na ukaze. I am saving to buy a home theatere to skiza Booming Praise and worship music. I will accumulate a collection of DVD’s, They are the only thing that I watch and stay awake. (Ooops sorry for the private moment)
This thing of being a homo or a guy being a wonna be chick or a chick doing likewise!!! its total crap, God knew exactly what he was doing when he created you… ya you who is thinking along the lines above…
10For we are God’s workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.
Clearly its as is in the verse above. Quit your bad ways now.
You need to start somewhere, whether you are strugging with fagoism, wanking, ya those nasty thing you dont want to hear that you do only in secret, by the way even if you are clean or believe you are clean, Work out your relationship with Jesus with fear and trembling, Jesus is comming soon, this by the way friends applies to all of us I, Jonathan Kathukya included. Jesus is not comming with a Ox cart, He is comming in a Chariot of of Horses. Confess your sins to the Lord in prayer.
Share with God all your misfortunes, weaknesses, akina sex addiction, wanking, He knows and will listem you. Heaven is too great to miss for the pleasures of this world. You dont need to have any special way to operate so that Jesus skizas you just ask… “Nia aje Sir God, Si uniforgive? Mimi natako story yako” Thats it.
The mgondie on the cross next to Jesus simply said…
Luke 23:42-43 (NIV)
42Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.” 43Jesus answered him, “I tell you the truth, today you will be with me in paradise.”
That simple. The peep who stole a handbag last week should do the same and just dump the bag where we can find it and he is sure to go to heaven.
Choose good friends, and you who is a friend, be a good friend, tell your pals of their bad habbits, wacha ubeshte was puru na chips. Pasi quat his bad habbits, including spitting hovyo hovyo because of stuff he used to chew because he has good friends, Some of the things we do, we do bila knowing bat they are disgusting and that includs the adjustments of body parts mentioned earlier. We are all accountable for each other even before the eyes of God. If you nyamaza friends, you are party to the sin your friend is doing. I know i vybe mbaya sometimes and I have a pal who does not hesitate to tell me to control my mouth. I appreciate that since I know I should strive to live a Christlike life. If it was before August last year when I got saved, that would not have been my pal at all.
Adam Angeuliza Eve… if she was sure that eating that matunda was the right thing to do! Maybe, just maybe I would be lounging in Eden having a ball and calmly taking care of the garden issued to me. Real friends say the truth to each other for betterment of life in Jesus Christ
Tidums and Good Friendships
PS. Felix (the cat) Kioko, I am looking fowards to you on the pulpit again… Pasi needs to see his assistant live.
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